I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl cant hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breathe
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.
A man was outside taking a walk when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat or a hood. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this be?
The man was bald.
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
No, but since he is dead it would be hard to do so.
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).
What two keys can’t open any door?
Monkey and Donkey
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter “w.”
How can the pocket of your pants be empty, but still have something in it?
When the something is a hole.
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
A window.
What can you hold without touching it at all?
A conversation.
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was name of his horse
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
WHat word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He was bald.
Of you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table, on which side is the cup’s handle?
No matter which way the cup is turned, the handle is always on the outside.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried.
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
The doctor was the boy’s mom.
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A widow