What wobbles in the sky?
A Jelly-copter
What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A carrot
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well
What do you call a fairy that doesn't like to shower?
Stinkerbell
What is black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a tumble dryer
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-bet
What do kittens like to eat?
Mice- cream
What does a cow do for fun?
They go to the moo-vies
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave
What is a monsters favourite game?
Swallow the leader