What does a monster say on New Years?
Happy New Fear!
Why do birds fly south for New Year's Eve?
It's too far to walk.
What do you say to your friends on New Year's Eve?
"I haven't seen you since last year."
What did the dog say on New Year's?
Woof.
Name the most recent year in which New Year’s came before Christmas
This year. New Year’s always comes before Christmas of the same year.
Who gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown?
Calendar companies.