What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
You Buy A Rabbit. It Can Mate Once Every Month, And Give Birth To Seven Babies Per Litter. How Many Rabbits Do You Have After 12 Months?
One; it takes two rabbits to breed.
What Is As Big As An Elephant, But Weighs Nothing?
Its shadow
What’s Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
A carrot
There’s one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
W-R-O-N-g
A Cat Can Jump 5 Feet High, But Can’t Jump Through A Window That’s 3 Feet High. Why Not?
Because the window is closed.
If Three Cats Can Eat Three Rats In Three Minutes, How Long Will It Take 100 Cats To Eat 100 Rats?
It will take three minutes. One cat can eat one rat in three minutes, so 100 cats can eat 100 rats in three minutes.
A Woman Stands On One Side Of A River, Her Young Son On The Other. The Woman Calls To Her Son, Who Immediately Crosses The River Without Getting Wet, And Without Using A Bridge Or A Boat. How Did The Boy Do It?
The river is frozen
A Cowgirl Rides Into A City On Friday, Stays For Three Days, And Leaves On Friday. How Is This Possible?
Her horse is called Friday
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name