What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!!
Who says 'Oh, oh, oh'?
Santa Claus moving backwards
What do snowmen like to do at the weekend?
Chill out
What do you call Santa Clause when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause
How do you call an old snowman?
Water
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer
Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?
Because he has got a black belt
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Letter D
Which Christmas carol do parents like best?
Silent night