What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter 'm'
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only once.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
see o double you
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space and I surround ellipse. What am I?
The letter 'e'
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
second
How many horses did Moses took in the arc?
None
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
popcorn
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the last girl her apple in the basket.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word 'wrong'
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
His car door
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter 'r'
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano / a keyboard
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter 's'
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your breath
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
They weigh the same