What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All people on the boat are married
What word looks the same upside down and backward?
Swims
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Slience
What has four wheels and flies?
A Garbage Truck
What has a ring but no finger?
A telephone or alarm
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One,two and three.
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
Potato
What comes in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Letter M
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day, and night
What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
Stone
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas Tree
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber