A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She's blind and she is reading Braille.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven: T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite.
If two's company and three’s a crowd, what are five and six?
Eleven
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.