WHY WAS MRS SILVER WORRIED?
Because Alfie didn’t grow
HOW OLD IS ALFIE?
He's eleven
WHAT DID MRS SILVER WANT?
She wanted Alfie to be bigger
HOW MANY OUNCES DID ALFIE WEIGH?
Thirty
WHAT DID MRS SILVER THINK OF ALFIE?
He was gorgeous.
ACCORDING TO MR HOPPY, WERE TORTOISES..
slow growers
WHAT DID ALFIE HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
lettuce tomato and celery
WHAT DID MRS SILVER DO WHEN ALFIE WOKE UP?
She weighed him