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  • Why was the broom late?
    It overswept.
  • What has four wheels and flies?
    A garbage truck.
  • Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
    Because they'd crack each other up.
  • What did the big pail say to the little pail?
    You look a little pail (pale).
  • How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
    Only one. (After that it's no longer empty.)
  • What can you give other people and keep at the same time?
    Your word.
  • If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, which place would you be in?
    2nd place.
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.
  • Were you long in hospital?
    No, I was the same size as I am now.
  • What do you call a labrador that can do magic tricks?
    A labracadabrador.
  • What do you call a crocodile that steals things?
    A crookodile
  • What is full of holes but can still hold water?
    A sponge.
  • What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop.
  • How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
    You rocket.
  • How many months have 28 days?
    All of them.
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 9. (seven ate nine)
  • How do you organise a space party?
    You planet.
  • What do you call an aligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
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