When is a yellow book not a yellow book?
When it is read (red)
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer (A buck and ear)
What instrument to skeletons like to play?
Trom-bone
How do you count a herd of cows?
With a cow-culator
Why did the french fry lose the race?
It couldn't ketchup
What is a frogs favorite drink?
Croak a cola
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What covered the yellow brick road with snow?
The blizzard of Oz
Why did the snowman go to the grocery store?
He wanted to pick his nose
Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired
What do bad guys eat for dessert?
Crookies