Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The president
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
What’s black and white and read all over?
The newspaper
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow