What did the hamburger name its daughter?
Patty
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin.
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 - 8 - 9!
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
Why did the ghost blow his nose?
Because he had BOO-gers
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What kind of music is scary for balloons?
Pop music
What did the Dalmation say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
What did the little corn say when he saw his dad?
Pop-corn!
What time should you go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty!
Why do porcupines always win the game?
They always have the most points.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.