What name do the kids secretly call Mr. Kermit?
Ribbit
What was the name of Mr. Kermit's former fiance who is also Ms. Fountain's mother?
Fiona Bertlsman
What is the name of the gecko in Ms. Fountain's room?
Vladimir
Who does Parker almost hit while driving a flaming car at the science fair?
Superintendent Thaddeus
What is the unteachables room number?
117
Which character loves science fiction and gives everyone fictional names?
Mateo
What does everyone always say after Elaine's name?
"rhymes with pain"
What is the name of the book that Aldo and Elaine read together?
Where the Red Fern Grows
What kind of puzzles does Mr. Kermit give Parker to help with his dyslexia?
Anagram
What type of instrument does Mr. Kermit hate?
vuvuzelas
What reward do the unteachables receive for good behavior?
Puffy-tails
What is Mr. Kermit's first name?
Zachary
Who was responsible for the cheating scandal that ruined Mr. Kermit's career?
Jake Terranova
What is the name given to Mr. Kermit's extra large coffee cup?
The Toilet Bowl
How many more points would be added to each of the kids' tests for winning the science fair?
10 points
What does Kiana call her stepmother?
Stepmonster
What name do the unteachables call the substitute teacher?
Dawn of the Dead
What was the title of the kids' science fair project?
The Internal Combustion Engine
What is the name of the middle school in the book?
Greenwich Middle School
Which character is a former football star who is now on crutches?
Barnstorm
What is the name of the official name of the unteachables' class?
SCS-8 (Self-Contained Special 8th Grade Class)
What kind of cookie does Elaine steal and then choke on at Terranova Motors?
A Gingersnap
Which character is a great artist, but is constantly falling asleep?
Rahim
What does Parker (and later Mr. Kermit) call Mr. Kermit's car?
The Coco Nerd