What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
A match or lighter
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T” in it?
A teapot
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
I can only exist when there is light, but direct light makes me disappear. What am I?
A shadow
What goes up but never goes back down?
Your age
Everyone has it and no one can lose it; what is it?
A shadow
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Why didn't the appliance want to cheer for the sports team?
He wasn't a fan
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What has five fingers, but no hands?
Gloves