I am your father, but you are not my son. Who are you to me?
My daughter
What can you break without hitting or dropping it?
Promise, heart
What is orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
Carrot
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Elephant's shadow
T R H A E - Two words that you can make from these letters?
Earth, Heart
What has six legs, two heads, four ears, and two hands, but walks on four feet?
A horse and rider
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Air, darkness, light
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing. Why?
The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
Which footballer's name sounds like an English word which describes this?
Messi (messy)
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
Ground
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Only one, because after that the basket is no longer empty
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
Letter M
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
Fork, spoon