Toggle Navigation
Games
Blog
News
Class PIN
Join for Free
Sign in
Toggle Navigation
Games
PIN
Join for Free
Blog
Pricing
News
Contact us
Help center
Sign in
Study
Earth Day Jokes & Facts
0
%
0
0
0
Back
Restart
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
Oops!
Okay!
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: What did Earth say to the other planets?
You have no life.
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: Why don’t you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge!
Oops!
Okay!
What are the 3 R's?
Reduce, reuse and recycle.
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Oops!
Okay!
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a SEA Saw!
Oops!
Okay!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on
Oops!
Okay!
How many trees are there per person in the world?
4
300
100
200
Oops!
Okay!
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it is full of blades!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A swimming trunk!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: Why do tornadoes zigzag?
They’re dizzy.
Oops!
Okay!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have ant-i-bodies
Oops!
Okay!
About how many people participate in Earth Day each year?
1 Million
1 Billion
1 Hundred
1 Thousand
Oops!
Okay!
Why Earth Day is important?
To protect and create awareness.
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunder-wear!
Oops!
Okay!
When is Earth Day?
April, 22
Oops!
Okay!
What kind of plant grows on your hand?
A Palm tree
Oops!
Okay!
Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?
Because she expected a change in the weather!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: What did the little trees say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
Oops!
Okay!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: Whats is a tree's least favourite month?
It's Sep-timber!
Oops!
Okay!
Joke: Whats the biggest moth in the world?
The mam-moth!
Oops!
Okay!
Your experience on this site will be improved by allowing cookies.
Allow cookies