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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'no-bell' prize.
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What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging.
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Who is the best kung fu vegtable?
Brocc Lee
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
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What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust!
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in.
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Why should you never trust the stairs?
They are always UP to something
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I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
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