What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man’s son
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole.
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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock.
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The lettter R.
Extra Question: What is ''Fish and Chips''? Who does this food belong to?
It is a British dish consisting of fish and chips.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A Calendar.
I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
The word Dozens.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map.