What falls but never hurts itself?
snow
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
a cold
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
snowball
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
snowflakes
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
a puddle