What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch cold
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A pencil. :D
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine :)
What has teeth but can't eat?
A comb c:
What country is popular on Thanksgiving day?
Turkey :)
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room. :)
There’s a One-story house in which everything is White. White walls, White doors, White furniture. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs. :p
What is the largest Ant in the world?
Elephant :P
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. :D
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter?
An envelope :D
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog :)
What month of the day has 28 days?
All of them :D
From what number you can take one half and leave nothing?
8 :p
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable :p
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle c:
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place. :p
You see a boat full of people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married. :P
A man was outside in the rain without an umbrella or a hat, and he didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald. :p
I have legs but I don't walk. What am I?
A table. :)
Why did I throw a butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see a butterfly
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber. c:
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of 'T'?
Teapot
What can you break even if you never touch it?
A heart. :(