What are the most sportive letters in the alphabet?
PE
Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Because she keeps running away from the ball.
How do we know that football referees love their job?
Because they whistle while working.
When can you put all the eggs in one basket?
During a basketball match.
Why are football players good at maths?
Because they know how to use their heads.
What happens three times in weightlifting, twice in diving but only once in jogging?
The letter i.
Why can’t fish play volleyball?
Because they have the net phobia.
What nationality are the people who love running marathons?
The Finnish
I have two wings to fly on snow. Who am I?
A skier.
I have a chain, but I’m free. What am I?
Bicycle