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HALLOWEEN FUN WITH JOKES & RIDDLES
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A frostbite.
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
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How do you know if a zombie likes someone?
They ask for seconds.
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Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boo-hamas!
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Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get a-Head in life.
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What was the witch's favorite subject at school?
Spelling
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What's the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
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What do you call witches sharing an apartment?
Broom-mates
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
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What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
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What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
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Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because the dog was after his bones.
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How do mummies tell their future?
They read their Horror-scope.
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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-Bone
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Why don't mummies have friends?
They are too Wrapped up in themselves.
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Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
He was Coffin toooo much.
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What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
An I-Screeeeaaaam!
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What room does a ghost not need in the house?
The living room.
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Why did the zombie become a mortician?
To put food on the table.
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What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare-ribs
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What do you call zombies in pajamas?
The Sleepwalking Dead
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie?
He didn't have the guts.
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What do vegeterian zombies eat?
Grains
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood-vessels.
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