What has a mouth and a bed but cannot eat or sleep?
A river
Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
Because she kept running from the ball
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
Roads
Something that's yours but your friends use it more than you.
Your name
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What starts with an E and ends with an E but contains only one letter?
An envelope
What begins with T and ends with T and has tea in it?
A teapot