I have a back and legs but I don’t have hair. You sit on me, which makes me a _ _ _ _ _
CHAIR!
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
You will always find me in the past, I can be created in the present but the future will never change me. What am I?
History
There were three girls walking to school. They had 1 umbrella to share. How did they not get wet?
It wasn't raining.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright! (bright students = good students)
What room at school has the most stories?
The library
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
Sometimes you use me at school I am not a clock I am something that beats paper But I am beaten by rock. What am I?
Scissors
When you come to school on Monday, you find out that class has been delayed. Your class will be three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day is your class?
Friday
Why did the student eat his homework with a fork?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I?
A ruler
What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
What subject is the easiest for witches?
Spell-ing
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard
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