Do you have a favourite celebrity?
I am my favorite celebrity.
Why are so many people obsessed with celebrities?
Because of the huge unemployment rate. I'm sure they don't have jobs. Take mine, please!
What aspects of your present life would you miss if you became a celebrity?
Not my current job, that's a fact.
Do you like reading about celebrities in magazines, online etc.?
Of course. I'm all for a good tea.
Do you think all celebrities are talented?
Not all but there's talent out there.
Which celebrities would you invite to your birthday party and why?
Not Kanye West, that's all I'm sure now.
Which celebrity would you like to swap places with?
I'm not sure...
What do you think are the downsides to being a celebrity?
Conspiracies about you being an alien or satanic. I would definitely question myself after a while reading those.
Do you think celebrities like being celebrities?
I guess some like it and some others probably not.
Are there any celebrities you hate the sight of?
I won't say names but it's Chavez