You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?
The match
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Nothing. (Rooster doesn't lay eggs.)
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
None. (Noah, did. HAHAHA)
What is the end of everything?
The letter Gg.
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
Sponge
This is not a cloth but it covers your body. The more you used it, the thinner it grows. What is it? (Clue: It has a good smell)
A bar of soap (A soap)
The more there is the less you see. What is it?
Fog (Smoke)
I am strong enough to smash ships, but I fear the Sun. What am I?
Ice (Iceberg)
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Eat and Ate
A man's coat pocket is empty yet it has something on it. How did it happen?
There's a hole in it.
What comes next in this sequence? (Bb Cc Dd Ff Gg Hh ___)
Jj
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your mom.
How do you spell hard water with three letters?
Ice
I make two out of one. What am I?
Mirror