What has many keys but cannot open a lock?
A piano.
What can't talk, but will reply when spoken to?
An echo.
What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age!
What can't be put into a saucepan?
Its lid.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
The more there is, the less you see. What it is?
The dark.
What is full of holes, but still holds water?
A sponge!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise.
I shave everyday, but my beard is still the same. What am I?
A barber.
What has lots of eyes but can't see?
A Potaote.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
What invention lets you look through a wall?
A window
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
I have branches, but no fruit or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What is always in front of you, but can never be seen?
The future.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole.
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
A blackboard.
David's parents have three sons, Snap, Crackle and ?
David
What has an eye, but can't see?
A needle!
What has hands, but cannot clap?
A clock.
What has many needles but does not sew?
A Christmas tree.