What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?
A mirror
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence
Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute.
Breath
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep?"
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
Jack and Jill are goldfish
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A phone.
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Footsteps
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
Fire
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
The more there is, the less you see.
Darkness
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.
Stars
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball.
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.
Corn
As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone, or fowl.
A glove
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?
A hole
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
A carpet.
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom.
I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A nose.