Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Whats starts in E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg
What country is popular in Thankgiving Day?
Turkey
How many months have 28 days?
All
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calendar
What room do ghosts avoid?
the living room
What starts with a ''t'', ends with a ''t'' and is full of ''t''?
A teapot
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
A clock
It's black, but you say it's clean. It's white, but you say it's dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
LIE / EVIL
What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?
M
What question can you never answer ''yes'' to?
Are you asleep/dead?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
My mum