What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer
What day of the week do Easter eggs hate the most?
Fry-days
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggs-pelled
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store