How many months in the year have 28 days?
All of them.
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
Emojis.
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I am your sister.
Draw an easter bunny!!!
LIKE THIS!!!
The Easter Bunny was on his way to bringing 36 Easter eggs. On his way, he gave 10 to the Johnsons family and 7 to the Simpsons family. He then gave 10 to the Nielsons. Can you tell how many Easter Eggs is he left with?
9 Easter eggs
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Ginnie has 4 Easter eggs. Jason has 3 more Easter eggs than Ginnie. Matthew has 2 less Easter eggs than Ginnie. Sara has 6 more Easter eggs than Matthew. How many Easter eggs do they all have in total?
21 Easter eggs
What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter?
Jelly beans!
What tastes better than it smells?
A Tongue.
Which 5 letter words in the dictionary can be pronounced the same, even if it has 4 of its letters removed?
Queue
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball!
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
What has 3 letters and start with gas?
A car.
I have a neck but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
A bottle.
What happens if you fall in love on Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?!
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
Christmas comes before Easter in one place only — where is it?
The dictionary!
What is the Easter bunny's favorite song?
"Don't Worry Be Happy."
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
What music does the Easter Bunny dance to?
Hip-hop.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Fire.