What clothing is always sad?
Blue jeans
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
Santa Claus
Where does June come before May?
In the dictionary
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella
What is it that was tomorrow and will be yesterday?
Today
What has a head and a foot but no body?
Bed
When I eat, I live but when I drink, I die. What am I?
Fire
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
An envelope
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
A black board
What has three hands but only one face?
A clock
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
Cupcake