What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare-ribs
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
What do you call zombies in pajamas?
The Sleepwalking Dead
What do you call witches sharing an apartment?
Broom-mates
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because the dog was after his bones.
What kind of horse do gosts ride?
A night-mare
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boo-hamas!
How do you know if a zombie likes someone?
They ask for seconds.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get a-Head in life.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
An I-Screeeeaaaam!
What do vegeterian zombies eat?
Grains
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood-vessels.
What room does a ghost not need in the house?
The living room.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-Bone
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A frostbite.
What was the witch's favorite subject at school?
Spelling
How do mummies tell their future?
They read their Horror-scope.
Why did the zombie become a mortician?
To put food on the table.
Why don't mummies have friends?
They are too Wrapped up in themselves.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
He was Coffin toooo much.
What's the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.