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At an ATM, this lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Have you hear the rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it.
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What is a golf club's favorite type of music?
Swing
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Why was the mama firefly unhappy?
Because her kids weren't very bright.
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My friend David lost his ID.
Now we just call him Dave.
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This animal's sense of smell is about 100,000 times stronger than humans’. However, they have only one-sixth our number of taste buds.
Everyone's best friend, the Dog!
The Reindeer!
Otters!
None other than the Skunk!
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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup...
and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
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What is the smallest country in the world?
Rhode Island
Rome
Hercules
Vatican City
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Why are frogs always so happy?
Because they just eat whatever bugs them.
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2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...
"How do you drive this thing?!"
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Nala, Simba's best friend and love interest, is voiced by Rihanna in The Lion King remake.
False
True
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A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno!......Dos!!!"
The poof! He was gone without a tres.
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
I was shocked!
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Say, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
Sure Burt!
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lac-toes.....come on, that was legendairy.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato
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Whiteboards....
They are remarkable
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Nala, Simba's best friend and love interest, is voiced by Rihanna in The Lion King remake.
False
True
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You can't run through a campground...
You can only ran because it's past tents
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Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too! I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!
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What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music.
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These animals play with snowballs for fun
They are Japanese Macaques!
It's the Wood Frog!
They are Emperor Penguins
It's the Koala!
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What goes "ooo, oooooo, oooo?"
A cow with no lips.
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I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home...
all the signs were there.
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These animals play with snowballs for fun
They are Emperor Penguins
It's the Koala!
They are Japanese Macaques!
It's the Wood Frog!
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If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns...
go for the juggler.
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There are 1 million of these animals for every ONE human being in the world!
ANTS! That is a lot of ants...
A Blue Whale!
Otters!
They are Emperor Penguins
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A man got hit in the head with a can of coke...
but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
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How long can a cockroach live without a head?
Around 24 Hours
Around 2 Hours
Around 2 days / a week
Around 7 days / a week
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How many hearts does an octopus have?
Two Hearts
Three hearts
One Heart
Single Chamber Heart
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This animal can sleep for THREE years at a time!
A Possum
A Bear!!!
A Snake!
A Snail!
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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll
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What is a plumber's favorite shoes?
Clogs
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What does ATM stand for?
Always There Machine (ATM)
Automated Teller Machine (ATM)
Automatic Technology Machine (ATM)
At the Moment Machine (ATM)
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Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
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Is Earth the 3rd or 4th planet from the Sun?
The 2nd
The 3rd
The 7th
The 4th
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This animal spends 7 months of the year frozen.
They are Emperor Penguins
The Polar Bear
It's the Shrimp!
It's the Wood Frog!
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...
"Sorry, my fault."
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