If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke....
Mary's father has 5 daughters: Nana,Nini, Nene, Nono. What is the 5th daughter's name?
Mary.
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet.
First I am dried, then I'm wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?
Tea.
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
money
What has hands, but cannot clap?
A clock.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
W
Which weighs more: a pond of feathers or a pound of stone?
They're BOTH one pound...
What five-letter word gets shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
short
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence.