Why are you standing on a box?
It's not a box. It's a mountain.
Why are you standing in a box?
It's not a box. It's a tugboat.
Why are you standing in a box?
It's not a box. It's a pirate ship.
Why are you sitting in a box?
It's not box. It's space ship.
Why are you sitting in box?
It's not a box. It's a saddle.
Why are you squirting a box?
It's not a box. It's a burning building
Why are you standing in a box?
It's not a box. It's a (hot air) balloon.
Why are you sitting in a box?
It's not a box. It's a race car.