What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
a mushroom
What kind of band does not play music?
a rubber band
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
your mom
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
What building has the most stories?
library
What has hands but can't clap?
a clock
The 22nd 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How is this possible?
They were the same man - Grover Cleveland
If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
second place
what occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day
Letter" e"
Many teeth, no bite
a comb
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
an envelope
Who can shave many times a day but still have a beard?
a barber
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
a chalkboard
Spelled forwards I am what you do every day, spelled backwards I am something you hate.
live-evil
What runs all around a backyard yet never moves?
a fence
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
neither - they both weigh a ton
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
a river
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