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How does a mouse feel after a bath?
Squeaky clean!
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What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tun-a fish!
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Why are snakes difficult to fool?
You can’t pull their leg!
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What does a spider wear to get married?
A webbing dress!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
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What’s a cheetah’s favorite meal?
Fast food!
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What do you call a famous fish?
A star fish!
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What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra!
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Why don’t they play poker in the zoo?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. Buildings can’t jump, silly!
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What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
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Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!
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What's a frog's favorite soda?
Croak-a-Cola!
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What goes “ooo ooo oo”?
A cow with no lips!
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