A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender pulled out a gun and pointed at him. The man said “thank you” and smiled. Why did the bartender pull out a gun?
The man had had hiccups. The bartender scared him away by pulling the gun.
A man told a boss “Don’t take your flight!” I had a dream last night that if you did, your plane would crash and you would die. The boss fired the man. Why did the boss fire the man?
The man was a night watchman. He had slept last night. He should have been working, not sleeping!
A man pushed his car until he arrived in front of the hotel. He paid the owner of the hotel some money and then pushed his car away. Why did the man do that?
They were playing Monopoly. The man was using the car token and had landed on another’s player’s hotel property.
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