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Why did the farmer plant his money?
A. He thought money grew on trees.  B. He was hiding it.  C. He wanted his soil to be rich.
What has a tongue but can not talk?
A. A shoe  B. A lizard  C. A frog
Why couldn't the skunk get into the movies?
A. It was closed.  B. He only had a scent. C .. No animals allowed.
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A. Bored  B. Timber  C. Lazy
What has a lot of teeth but can not chew?
A. A shark  B. A dinosaur  C. A comb
What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck  B. A plane  C. An SUV
What did the fork say to the egg?
A. Watch out!  B. Nice to meet you.   C. I'm going to beat you!
Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because it is too big.  B. Because it is always spotted.  C. Because it runs so fast.
What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A. Sharks  B. Mussels  C. Orca Whales
What is the most important fruit in all history?
A. Dates  B. Apples 3.  C. Grapes
What has 3 feet but can't run?
A. An injured spider  B. A yard  C. A 3-legged monster
What kind of instruments to all people have?
A. Harmonica  B. Singing Voice  C. Organ
How do you make a library bigger?
A. Add another story. B. Buy more books. C. Hire a construction company.