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What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
Why should you never trust the stairs?
They are always UP to something
Who is the best kung fu vegtable?
Brocc Lee
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust!
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'no-bell' prize.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.