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Which ant is bigger than an elephant?
A gi-ant!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with! No body = he doesn't have a body Nobody = no one The poor skeleton had no one to go to the party with!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk! If a fly doesn't have any wings it can't fly, it can only walk!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education! 'Higher education' is when you continue studying at college or university when you finish school. Aeroplanes fly high in the sky.
Why are fish so clever?
Because they are always in schools. You know what the word 'school' means, but did you know that it's also the word used for a group of fish?
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
Where do cows go on the weekend?
To the moo-vies! 'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema.
What's a snake's favorite subject at school?
Hissssstory! Explanation: Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.
What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!


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