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How much did Shingi ask Trav for? Up to $1k, $1k to $2k, $2k to $3k, over $3k?
$1.7k - a missed opportunity
Order this drip, from most cop to most drop.
You got style!
Explain one of these news items
Sam had $324 of socks delivered to Darc's office; Trav didn't like it when someone noted his candle looking like a mull bowl; Shingi was locked in
What on earth were Trav and Darc mumbling about here?
a flower show in Melbourne
Police once tried to arrest LOTKAM lad Pat for...
dancing suggestively.
Fun fact or annoying lie: JDB's 2020 Earlwood Bangers had the best ever win loss ratio
JDB says fun fact, Pat claims it's an annoying lie.
JDB asked everyone to put their LOTKAM gentleman dollars into a charity. Which charity did he recommend?
mental health and homeless, leading to a Big Issue subscription
What's up with atheist mate Rob not paying taxes?
Because he belongs to a non-prophet organisation
Retell a scandal from the tumultuous era of Commissioner Darc
where to start...
An odd group to be part of, what does баскетбол even mean? And why was it our group name?
It's Russian and means basketball. I don't know why that's our group name.
Trav claims that the late, great Dean Jones (RIP Zinc God) is nothing more than "a r_ _ o_ t_ _ m_ _ _ t_ _ _ that could s_ _ _ _ s_ _ _ w_ _ _ g_ _ _."
Dean Jones is nothing more than "a run of the mill twat that could swing some wood good"
Colour aside, which LOTKAM playa most looks like a homeless Soloman Hill?
I have my opinions, and you have yours.
Former Commish Darc was never a HEAT man, he was a...
where HE AT man
Why is Goff holding Bluey? Tell me in haiku.
That sounds about right.
Which celebrity has Robbie C met?
Cookie, from A Country Practice
What poor behaviour did 10-year-old Pat display on the basketball court that caused his own mother to threaten him?
He would stand with his hands in his pockets. She threatened to sew them shut. Wild woman.
How many monthly listeners did Pat Steele have on his Spotify account at last look? 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 69?
3
With whom is Commissioner Santos meeting?
That's his art teacher from Penrith High School, Mr Joyce.
What classic emojis was this horrible picture sent as a reply to?
1. Ear of Corn (An ear of corn, or maize, partially husked to show its buttery-yellow kernels) and 2. Doge.
Do you prefer to have someone to make up numbers and potentially be a big meme, or would you prefer a bye? Or what? Like a gimme?
That's very interesting.
Who won the big Christmas game between Robbie C and Sam?
Sam, much to the chagrin of Robbie C: "this is BS"
Where were you when you first learnt about Lemon Party? What other sites opened your eyes around that time?
I was at Trav's place - like, I'm 90% sure of that. I'm thinking Meatspin was about the same time.
Would you accept this trade? Why or why not?
That's good enough for 10 points.
In what ways was 2020 your year?
Convince me.
Was Jase really the best Commissioner? What do you think are the difficulties of managing the clowns of LOTKAM?
Provoke my thoughts for points.
Which LOTKAM spawn is dropping their lit mixtape between hospital visits?
Zuch "Toby" Henderson, spawn of Cheeb and Linjie
What do you call it when you pickup and drop players from your LOTKAM rotation?
Tinkering, or just getting amongst it. Unlike some.
Which LOTKAM phenom had kids at the youngest age?
I really don't know. Let's work it out together.
Pat always names his teams "Len Bias 4 Eva". Who on earth is Len Bias?
Druggy.
Three LOTKAM cats chipped in with advice on how to run a Zoom class, that was then trialled in trivia. They suggested the teacher/triviamaster should always start the session with a cool catchphrase, like...
Rob: "Let's get it STARTED" Pat: "Sam boy is in the house" or "Let's learn, losers" Trav: "Pencils down. D*cks out"
Name 5 LOTKAM Switchers.
Sam, Jase, Trav, Pat, Cheeb and maybe a couple of others.
The most meme-able LOTKAM members seem to be Rob, Darc and Shingi. What makes one of these guys stand out as a big memelord? 30 seconds!
I'm thinking about Rob's head, Darc's fringe, and Shingi's otherworldly emojis.
Goff, Darc, Pat, Ade and Jack are LOTKAMs good old Gong gang. Some call it Penrith by the sea, I prefer "The ________ of the ____________."
Up to you, it's your special day.
One of these nerds is LOTKAM whizzkid Jack Cockington. Which one?
The massive geek in the middle
2 Lotkam players, never winners, Cockington and Pat, have been known to play in wopo, aka...
waterpolo
Suggest a charity for LOTKAM 2021's prize pool to be squandered on.
Make it good. Or funny.
If you wanted to know what's so damn good about the dole, which LOTKAM lad would you ask?
Robbie C
Snog, marry, kill: Wollongong, St Marys and Padstow?
Ooo, salacious.
Who is the most mediocre LOTKAM WAG? Why?
30 seconds. Make 'em count.
Argue the merits of your preferred basketball game: NBA Jam, NBA Hangtime, NBA2K, NBA Live 95
30 seconds. Go!
Name 11 LOTKAM kings or queens
... don't forget Hassler and Cockington
How many LOTKAM kings have had a nasty leg injury in the last year or so?
The 3 limps lads: Joe, Jase, JDB. Or more?
What movie is Cervan feeling here?
Friday
Who have been our LOTKAM winners?
I think it's: Jase, Darc, Sam, Goff and JDB... is that it?
How long have we been doing this???
I think it's 4 or 5 seasons... Idk.
Robbie C has been a semi-valuable LOTKAM member for some years. How many countries has he lived in while "playing"?
3: China, England, Australia
Do you still owe Sam $50 for the time he won LOTKAM?
You do.
Who's this former LOTKAM stonker?
It's Kato.
Who won this year's LOTKAM?
It was JDB with an asterisk
How did you feel about this whole thing?
Up to you.
What's wrong with this pic?
Everything.
Which 2 players are snapped in this jersey bingo winner?
Deron Williams and Kyrie Irving
What was Trav's first team's name?
I literally have no idea. But I'm sure it was vulgar.
Name Pat's soulmate.
Sandy.
Whose weekend? Whose rules?
Robbie C's. And you'res.
What's worse, A) Snorks, B) Smurfs, or C) getting beaten by Shingi?
It's close. So you just win 10 points on this. But the correct answer was C.
Speak for 30 seconds on your opinion of lurkers?
Yeah... fair enough.
Shingi once called LOTKAM ragtag scholars of honour. Furthermore, he redubbed us MBA. What does that stand for?
Mercenaries and Ballers Association
Darc and cousins weren't the first big boys to like eggs. Which birthday boy was the first to like eggs?
It's Cheeb
What clever punny nickname was Rodrigo Martin Sebastian introduced as?
Hot Rod
How does Pat's "Down on the Corner" parody go? I mean, at all. Big points here.
Brown on my finger, no need to reheat, Santos and the brown boys are playing, Turn into a one-way street
Ironically, there is a town in England's lakes area that is really posh. It's name:
Penrith
Ben Lloyd in the UK, and a mate in Japan put Jase onto some horribly awesome genre of music called...
drill, or Western Sydney Drill to be precise
Former Boomers' ______ Mark Bradtke says it's time to turn the tables after experiencing his share of basketball heartbreak against Lithuania
hardman
Pat is to India as Jase is to ....
Argentina. It's where they got their cheap league passes from.
Who was the best commissioner? And why was it either Jase or Darc?
pretty sure they were the only 2 to take the reigns. Points for good argument.
Who is the Anti-GOAT LOTKAM legend? Why?
Probably Shingi. Goff actually had a good run once. And Trav has clawed back his reputation after that late season dump debacle. Or Ade. Either Ade or Shingi.
Former LOTKAM loser Joe is actually named...
It's Kongpope.
When Pat asked for a haircut suggestion for Darc, which sitcom star did Jase recommend?
Jennifer Aniston
LOTKAM has been known to cause...
autism
What do you call a pig who never passes the basketball?
A ball hog
Which current LOTKAM member went on the run from the police for manufacturing explosives?
Robbie "Bomby Beirut" C.
Which current LOTKAM king whipped it out for a hot maths teacher at school camp?
Cheeb. Legend.
Which Once LOTKAM has a birthday ending in 0 this Saturday?
Idk. Ask Pat.
Which Once LOTKAM loves marsupial truths?
Ask Pat for confirmation.
Darcy famously has pic taken with a couple of ball legends. Knock knock. Who are they?
Andrew Gaze and Steve Carfino
How many LOTKAM kings have played for The Fingerbangers
Fiance JDB, Family Man Darc, Poopstix Jase, Happy Feet Rod, Bullish Goff, Enigma Ryan Hassler, Special Sam - so, that's 7
Cheeb lost to Wank Engine by 1.5 points. He blamed...
old Gasol
What is claimed to be the only crypto that has held its value over time?
Dogecoin. Fun fact: this pic is the only "photoshop" Rob C has ever contributed to LOTKAM.
If you want to have a better than average time with your partner, try my double ended ______. Good for a hearty chuckle.
toothbrush
What's Pat's daughter's name?
Enigma.
Who is this FrankenKAM?
Kelly O and Darcy OMG
Ic3 Collective has received interest, and I have been give the the go ahead to formalise the structure, Personnel, and Ops for this coming year. If I may ask, is there anyone in the position to do some free-range consulting? Which emoji?
The chicken emoji. For real.
Why was it strange that Cheeb was put down as UTS essential staff
there were no classes.
If the pay was commensurate to the work and I agreed, then yes. Otherwise introduce them to...
a bag of dicks and tell them to go fish
"must be some kind of clerical error I am definitely not working for the Chinese government Robby C is definitely still alive and I am not a Chinese spy wearing his ______"
skin
"He's a good source of protein once I get through the cats if things get dicey". Who was Jase talking about?
His little stinker, Archie
What does LOTKAM stand for?
League of Teams, Kings Among Men


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