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What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!
How does a mouse feel after a bath?
Squeaky clean!
What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
What’s a cheetah’s favorite meal?
Fast food!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do you call a famous fish?
A star fish!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tun-a fish!
What does a spider wear to get married?
A webbing dress!
Why don’t they play poker in the zoo?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why are snakes difficult to fool?
You can’t pull their leg!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. Buildings can’t jump, silly!
What goes “ooo ooo oo”?
A cow with no lips!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What's a frog's favorite soda?
Croak-a-Cola!


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