What is the strongest sea creature?
A mussel
Why are sports stadiums always cold?
They are filled with fans
Why don't lamps sink in water?
They are light
Why cant you tell an egg joke?
It will crack up
What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
What is the most expensive fish?
A goldfish
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
How do you stop a bull from charging?
cancel it's credit card
What kinds of jokes to pizza's like?
Cheesy ones
How does the ocean say "hi"?
It waves
What animal is always at a baseball game?
a bat
What kind of music do balloons hate?
pop!
How do billboards talk to eachother?
They use sign language
Why can't a pony talk?
Its a little horse