How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
with a pumpkin patch.
On which day are ghosts most scary?
Fright-day
How do ghosts search the Web?
They use ghoul-gle.
What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
Spook-ghetti
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no-body to go with
What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You can see right through them
What do witches ask for at a hotel?
Broom service
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
Happy Owl-ween!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet
What are two witches living together called?
Broommates
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
His ghoul friend
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling