Is it quick?
No, it's SLOW.
Is it short?
No, it's LONG!
Is it big?
No, it's SMALL.
Is it hot?
No, it's COLD.
Is it cold?
No, it's HOT!
Is it short?
No, it's TALL!
Is it slow?
No, it's FAST!
Is it soft?
No, it's HARD.
Is it old?
No, it's NEW!