Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What do you call an old snowman?
water
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree