What can you break without hitting or dropping it?
Promise, heart
I am your father, but you are not my son. Who are you to me?
My daughter
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
Letter M
T R H A E - Two words that you can make from these letters?
Earth, Heart
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing. Why?
The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
What is orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
Carrot
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Only one, because after that the basket is no longer empty
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
Fork, spoon
Which footballer's name sounds like an English word which describes this?
Messi (messy)
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
Ground
There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They came to a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each took one, yet there were still 49 left. How is this possible?
Each is the name of one of the kings and he's the only one that took one!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
Hole
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Elephant's shadow
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Air, darkness, light
What has six legs, two heads, four ears, and two hands, but walks on four feet?
A horse and rider